Gunshots On The Beat – Basement Rap

The hardest rap you’ll ever hear:

Hardest on the ears.  Being a self proclaimed conisseur of rap, I find this especially difficult to watch.

Making rifle burs?  Is this guy some sort of ghetto gunsmith aiming to roughen up the edges on a firearm? hahah ;) Thank god it’s just a parody.   I’ve seen too many of this type of video on youtube where the people are dead serious.

NOTE: In hilarious related news, Soulja Douchebag got arrested on Tuesday after police found 5 oz. of marijauna and 3 firearms in his car after he was stopped for a burnt out tail light.   Oh sweet justice! That’s what you get for saying F**k the FBI and the ARMY on a song.  It seems nowadays celebs can just throw money at problems like this and they’ll just go away.  My guess is since he didn’t shoot any cops he’ll probably just get some Lindsay Lohan style community service and a small amount of house arrest.

Hat tip: Rene & Fred R.


27 responses to “Gunshots On The Beat – Basement Rap”

  1. What the hell did I just watch? This may be your best Youtube find ever.

    1. This video gets more and more funny every time I watch it. So epic.

  2. Ryo Ohki Avatar

    Someone should send this to Dave Chappelle and Tell him to get back in the game.

  3. Dontshootmebro Avatar

    Is “burss” ebonic for “burst”?

  4. I so want that to be a parody of some kind, otherwise You Tube has clearly signaled the end of humanity. Burss? SWAG? I am pretty sure that was not “stuff we all get”.

    As far as souljha boy goes; that is awesome! I hope his cell mate is/was very large and very angry and very horny.

    1. Ernest Young Avatar
      Ernest Young

      “Now (watch me) YOUUUUUU gonna be in jail”

      1. Its the newest single from Soulja Boy:

        “Put me in prison put me put me in prison HHEEEEYYYY!”

        1. Wouldn’t it be great if he went to prison and got put in a cell with a 6’5″, 250 lb former Army Ranger? I’m picturing Quinton Jackson’s version of B.A. from the new A-Team movie.

          “What did you say about the Army troops, little bitch?”

    2. SWAG? I am pretty sure that was not “stuff we all get”.

      According to the urban dictionary, the authority on all things urban, it is also “apperance ,style ,or the way he or she presents them selves.” Think – swagger for people who only want to use one syllable.

  5. looks like he was about to break out into an “Unforgivable” parody at the end…too bad it go cut off.

  6. This is only slightly more obnoxious than non-parody rap!

  7. W.T.F.

    Planking. Christmas wreaths. Eating bread.

    Didn’t even get an airsoft so they just blackboxed the area and had muzzle flashes come out of the box.

    Really, W.T.F.

    Agree with Monte, that was probably one of the best finds.

    Maybe these guys can go on tour with them.

    1. At least these guys aren’t trying to be comical. That video you linked to is just plain retarded. Was I the only one who watched this and thought that their basement looks like, if they keep going, it might be a future episode of the A&E show Hoarders?

      1. At least these guys aren’t trying to be comical.

        Oops. Typo. I meant these guys ARE trying to be comical.

  8. I was trying to think of songs that actually use the gun as the beat and off the top of my head I got two:

    50 Cent: Heat

    Bone Thugs Feat. 2Pac:

    1. Ernest Young Avatar
      Ernest Young

      there was also a pretty cool Percussive song that uses all the gun firing and reloading sounds from Counter Strike source

  9. Punish3r Avatar

    ……. hmm….. ok…. all i can say

  10. If I ever were to walk in on something like this (not sure why I’d even be near anything like this), then I’m pretty sure I’d just stand there like an idiot, too baffled by these idiots.

  11. I’ll put $20 on that this ends up as a web redemption.

  12. These guys are trying to be funny i think, but the video is just retarded.

  13. Paul Kimble Avatar
    Paul Kimble

    If you start the video at 2:04 its tolerable.

    Are those whiteout tats?

  14. Honest to God, this is first video I sincerely shut off within 20 seconds or less because I was annoyed, EVEN though I knew what I was getting into….

  15. THE FUCK or dare I say Da Fugha

  16. Couldn’t finish.

  17. Person with a Brain Avatar
    Person with a Brain

    You people are stupid.