Free Dog With Gun Purchase

The complete home defense package:

Bonus that you get that good looking dog for free.


19 responses to “Free Dog With Gun Purchase”

  1. That one guy Avatar
    That one guy

    This is how you market guns. With a free muddafuckin animal or toy or candy.
    I would buy a glock for the candy.

  2. Johnny Come Lately Avatar
    Johnny Come Lately

    No. Noooooope. No sale. Yellow labs are the P22 of dogs.

    1. Whats wrong with P22s, or Golden Retrievers for that matter?

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      ahhahaha. Yea I’d prefer a German Shepherd too, but what can you do.

      1. That one guy Avatar
        That one guy

        You dont want a german shepherd. Unless you train them they’re big, stupid, and refuse to shut up. Sweetest dogs ever, but do you really want to get clobbered every time you get home, or go up and down stairs, or in and out the back door?

        Get a Lab. Or a wiener dog. Or a pitbull. Or a bulldog. Something loving that wont beat your ass out of excitement xD

        1. …Get a Lab. Or a wiener dog. Or a pitbull…

          Yes, pitbulls… sweetest dogs ever. They never cause any problems.

          1. That one guy Avatar
            That one guy

            It’s all in how you raise em. Do it right and they’re the sweetest things ever.

        2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

          What if I got a wiener dog german shepherd cross? :P

          1. It would probably eat itself

  3. Okay…… I see where you are going with this offer…… but what if a I buy an NFA weapon? Do you throw in some high capacity magazines and a dog house or kennel fence?

    1. If you buy an NFA weapon, you sealed the dog’s fate. The ATF will come shoot it and sprinkle cocaine all over your house.

  4. The sign should’ve said “Buy a gun and I’ll give you my wife. Or just take her. I don’t care.”

    1. Your comment reminds me of “Big bill Hell’s” on Youtube. lol

    2. Mr Maigo Avatar

      “Free gun with purchase of wife.”

  5. “Please pick up your brass and dog poop after range use.”

  6. lone survivor Avatar
    lone survivor

    Buy a gun , get a free dog or get a free wife.
    No thanks. But how about a free ATV?

  7. Johnny Come Lately Avatar
    Johnny Come Lately

    Quint: *In my experience* both are finicky, prone to chronic health problems, and generally not worth the money spent on them. Additionally every yellow lab I’ve ever met is dumber than a box of hammers, I assume due to generations of inbreeding to keep them “pure”.

    Also please note that a yellow lab (pictured) is not the same thing as a golden retriever. I fuckin’ love retrievers.

    1. That one guy Avatar
      That one guy

      Where can i purchase said box of hammers? I mean, a whole box? Stacked with hammers inside? HAMMERS IN BULK? Screw spitting at the cars from that overpass jeff, we’ve got HAMMERS to throw instead! LOTS OF THEM!

      Sell some of em too. To kids, convicts, everyday family men…. it’s like a drug xD

  8. just train the dog to pick up brass!
    and bring the target to you!

    and you’re set!