Tactical Sandwich

First Tactical Bacon, now this:

CMMG really needs to get more creative.  This is just a pizza pop (hot pocket etc..) that says tactical on it…  am I the only one that doesn’t think this shit is cool?

Oh well, I guess it gets people like me to blog and complain about it therefore getting their company more recognition.

If you want to prove to everyone what a tool you are, head over to ThinkGeek and purchase one for $6.  If you’re not a waste of space you’ll take the money to FIVEguys instead, get a Bacon Cheeseburger and wash it down at home with a cold beer.


23 responses to “Tactical Sandwich”

  1. chris Avatar

    I think someone is taking themselves a bit too seriously. It is for fun, dont let it hurt your feelings that it says tactical but actually isnt.

  2. I think I would rather try the “Tactical Sammy” aka pizza pocket, than Five Guys Burgers.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      What don’t you like about Five Guys? Are you a vegetarian?

      1. I had a Five Guy’s Burger once when I was out of town. Best place I’ve ever eaten. I wish there was one near me.

    2. One opened up near me. I’ll try it someday, but I hear they are gut bombs.

  3. Jordan Avatar

    Honestly, I want to try it.

    Speaking of CMMG, did you ever see this tactical bacon video?


    Haha, it’ll leave you speechless.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      LOL that is disturbing.

    2. Todd S Avatar

      Great vid. Not as good as the various Ahnuld musicals, but really, what is?

  4. mlk18 Avatar

    Does it come with a high capacity assault drink? Of course no one needs more than 10oz of any beverage.

  5. El Duderino Avatar
    El Duderino

    Can I get some tactical toilet paper for oh, 20 minutes after eating this packaged food log?

    Make it out of recycled flak jackets and Kevlar vests, available in sixteen different camo patterns and colors.

  6. I can say from experience the tactical bacon isn’t that bad. One of my coworkers got a can in a care package during a deployment, I can honestly say it tasted far better then the defac bacon. I don’t care for the idea of paying 5 bucks for a pizza pocket though.

    1. what the hell is a defac? do you mean d-fac? or di-fac? -_-

  7. If it’s the same place as this: http://www.fiveguys.com/index.aspx
    I was not impressed.

    If a place of business is going to brag about their food with “ZAGAT Survey RATED”, “Willy Wonkas of Burgercraft”, “Best of ….”, etc…. than I’m going to expect some pretty damn good eatin’.
    Was it?
    Nope! They set the bar higher than what they can deliver on.

    I would have to say you’re probably a vegetarian if you think Five Guys serves real hamburgers.
    The hamburger patties are waffer thin and if you get a larger burger you get….TWO THIN PATTIES!! The meat don’t taste like meat because of the waffer thin patties and if the fondation isn’t there, then rest is going to fail.
    There fries were decent though and to be fair, I did only eat there once (brand new location at that) and I would be willing to give them another chance but as it stands right now Five Guys is no better than Steak and Shake or any other yankee burger joint.

  8. Todd S Avatar

    I’m such a tool that I bought 2 at the NRA convention this year. They are surprisingly tasty!

  9. That one guy Avatar
    That one guy

    What the hell is a pizza pop?

    And tactical bacon was allright. This however is bullshit. And it enrages me. I demand MRE sammiches. Get back in the field kitchen D:<

  10. brent Avatar

    it needs RIP ITS!

    1. Step 1: Get all billion pounds of your gear on; get into humvee.

      Step 2: Drive around a city full of miserable human beings that hate everything about you. Preferabley in one in the hottest parts of the world.

      Step 3: Stop for “humanitarian mission”.

      Step 4: Give Rip-Its to the crowd of childeren that swarm said humvee.

      Step 5: Wait.

      Step 6: Try not to shit yourself laughing at the insanity.

      1. brent Avatar


        good times.

  11. Jared Avatar

    5 Guys is crap on a bun Mike. :D

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha you guys have more discriminating palates than I thought! What about In-N-Out, do you not like that either?

      1. Jared Avatar

        In-and-Out is the best thing to come out of California besides…………………….. Fuck.

        1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

          Yea! They need to expand up into Oregon though!

  12. Patrick Bateman Avatar
    Patrick Bateman

    At least they spelled sammich right.