What a better way to showcase your incredible ninja skills than to set up a bunch of water filled softdrink bottles in your parents back yard, set up a camera and start swinging the sword.
I was just waiting for him to slip up and cut his leg wide open, but that never happened.
The song is Enter The Ninja by Die Antwoord (incase you’re not already down, you need to check them out… very cutting edge stuff).
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19 responses to “Tactical Ninja Showcases His Sword and Bow Skills”
I thought this was totally awesome due to its extreme lame-ness, but after going to the guys Youtube channel it looks like it was meant to be a gag – making it much less awesome. Oh well.
mmm I suppose that explains the song… “I’m a ninja, my life is like a video game”
Oh well, for every guy like this there are probably ten kids who do it half as well and think they’re the next Musashi Miyamoto.
I can’t comment on his sword skills, but he sucks with the bow.
Wow… its not even sharp enough to cut the 2-liter bottles. I wanted to think this guy was serious… but all I saw was a seriously dull blade…
Oh man this is DANBO from the Mountainous Dojo in Government Camp, Oregon! Check this out —> endless hilarity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYoHfDWfg3w
Government camp, Nice! I spent most of the summer in Hood River, and did a few hikes around Govt. Camp.
Yea it surprised me too, I found a video of his on a joke thread on snipershide and he was all dressed as a ninja swimming in trilium lake and throwing ninja stars at trees.. lol
thanks for all your effort on the blog– I look at it everyday!
Here is the recycling ninja’s sensei
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWaV77OB_VM
Hmmmm… I would have expected a ninja to move more gracefully, not looking like he’s about to trip over his own feet…
Is that a child’s bow??? It doesn’t appear to have any let-off like a real compound bow, and it’s not snapping back to a fixed draw-length like the compound bows I’m familiar with. I loved when the angle switch so you can see the dump of a house he’s behind. The gigantic window AC unit is a nice touch.
OKAY ALL YOU HATERS. YOU CANT HANDLE MY MAD NINJA SKILLS. WHAT YOU THINK A SWORD IS INFERIOR TO A GUN? THINK ABOUT THIS, MY SWORD WILL NEVER JAM AND NEVER NEEDS TO BE RELOADED. I BRING SWIFT DEATH TO MY FOES AND MY BLADE THIRSTS FOR YOUT INSOULENT PIG DISGUSTING BLOOD.
Dude, you’re never going to sneak up on anybody screaming like that.
I just shot Sprite through my nose. Ouch!
It’s not that I think the sword is inferior, even though is is, since the gun has a range that tends to be farther than the sword’s. It’s that you seem to have the martial creativity of a 12-year-old.
You are crazy man.
“Death to your foes”? The water bottles didn’t look to dasterdly to me (let alone the fact that they were never alive to begin with).
And yes… as long as a gun has ammunition and a “foe” to fire it, a sword is inferior to a gun. Sorry to burst your bottle…I mean bubble.
Don’t feed the trolls.
there can be only one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
ha.ha.ha,ha,mha,.ha,ha, se la cree, primero que afile la katana y luego, que no mire tantas peliculas y practique de verdad,HA,H,AH,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA……
Why do I get the distinct feeling that he likey has no girlfriend (except for a girl he met in the internet who lives in Europe), lives with mom and dad, and works in IT.