Arm Your Grandparents – Million Volt Taser Cane

I love to see the look on some thugs face when an old person jams this into their crotch and hits the button.

For $92 only ( HERE ) I almost feel like ordering one just for kicks.


3 responses to “Arm Your Grandparents – Million Volt Taser Cane”

  1. […] elderly whoopin’ those youngin’s with a cane? As Every Day, No Days Off points out you electrifying the cane of course! Meet the child of Mr. Taser and Mrs. Cane. It’s inventions like this that make me look […]

  2. Antibubba Avatar

    That really makes me wish I had a limp!

  3. Any man who has ever been hit in the crotch with a rod or cane can tell you that the addition of a million volts is totally unnecessary. I’d be curious to know, though, if the manufacturer claims this cane is ‘non-lethal’ or not.