Exposing criminals in Charleston South Carolina, who are too stupid to keep their business off the internet:
You’ve got to check out the whole Charleston Thug Life website, it’s priceless.
To summarize, you’ll see a lot of guns pointed at cameras, stacks of money, drugs, gang tattoos, gang signs, and shitty looking houses.
I’m not sure why the police aren’t already trolling Facebook for intel on a daily basis. Heck, I bet Facebook gives any police department that asks the proverbial keys to the castle. Although i’m happy to see sites like Charleston Thug Life exist, part of me believes we would be better off if these criminals were not publicly called out, but instead silently stalked by the police until there is enough intel to bring them in.
Side note: It must take hard work and dedication to spell everything so retarded. Reading some of the things those criminals wrote on Facebook makes my head hurt.
Thoughts?
Hat tip: Nick
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77 responses to “Charleston Thug Life – Criminally Retarded”
wow that site is pure win.
I interned with the Charleston County Sheriff’s Office when I went to The Citadel. After riding patrol with those guys on the weekend, the amount of stupidity on that website doesn’t surprise me.
Yoh ma nigras iz jus foht i say sup 2 alls mi strapped-up homiez owt der in de meen screets holla
^^ can someone translate this for me?
My ebonic is a little rusty, but Ill give it a try:
“Hi there! I just thought I would tell you all that I am legally retarded and probably committing misdemeanors as I type this.”
I think I got it close. Might wanna run it through google translate just in case.
Hello gentlemen, I just thought I would pass a warm greeting to all my brethren who also carry firearms on the uncivilized causeways of the urban landscape, have a wonderful day.
Ding ding ding!
took a minute but here it is….Yo my niggas i just thought Id say whats up to all my strapped up homies out there in the mean streets holler
God dude….Get a fucking job…..and a book.
I provide all these jobs to the public and you still sit on dick on the regular. You are not a real boss.
just FYI the links to the Charleston Thug Life site are broken, the correct link is http://chasthuglife.blogspot.com/
This kinda shit just boggles the mind. I am the kind of person who has nothing to hide, but I advertise very little out in the open for everyone to see. Why people who are giving (VERY STRONG) implications, if not outright admittance, to doing illegal things do so is beyond me.
what I meant is, that in a hypothetical situation, if I had something to hide, why wouldn’t I hide it? It opens opportunities for the people that these “thugs” don’t want attention from to give them attention. Not to mention, from other “thugs” for robbery of cash, drugs, guns, cars, whatever.
and to continue my conversation with myself, I’m sure some of these kids are gonna be all like “AW HELL NAW DEEZ CRAKAZ DONE GOT ME FUCKED UP PUTTIN MY SHYT ON BLAST!!!!!!”
no, retard, you posted incriminating shit in a public forum. The fuck do you expect?
As I remember from Eazy E in like 1989 – The boys in the hood are always hard. Come talking that trash and we’ll pull your card. Knowing nothing in life but to be legit. Don’t quote me boy ’cause I ain’t said shit.” Please excuse my spelling. I refuse to deliberately spell incorrectly. But the message is thugs have to keep some secrets.
Thanks Chris. I fixed it. I forgot the http and it defaulted to linking back to my blog.
the least I can do. Your blog IS DA SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZNIT MY NIQQA!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, shit, man. I think all that shit these kids are putting in the air has gone to my head.
tnkS Chrizzz eye appr33333she8888 yo mUf4aaAk1n c0m3nz 0nnn eiT
I cant figure out some of posts. unless they were just random keyboard mashes.
Somewhere on a forum i was reading fb posts of a guy bitching about getting shot by someone he was trying to mug, it was pretty classic.
geez, I have a really hard time to understand what the hell are they writing. I sometimes have a few facebook friends that write stuff in this manner, and it just pisses me off. Is writing normal such a difficult thing to do ?
Apparently, Yes. I could barely red some of that as well! Although In the middle pic, the guy did use mag instead of clip.
Yes this appears to be a dialect know as Fucktarded Moron….Which closely resembles the more often seen Fucktarded Douchebag. How this evolved from English would take Steven Hawking and several Cray supercomps many years to figure out.
oh noz homz, i beez a old honkeymofo anz i beez unterstanz itz jus finz yes i dos, yo!
deez beez grauatz ub de pubic edumacathsunal syztum and dey don’t needz rites no betta…srysly!
my fingers feel dirty after writing that load of !@#$%^&*, yet this is the way your precious little snowflakes communicate nowadays…
even ‘leetspeak’ is too complicated for their limited intellects…V
Gee… 19 year olds with hi points, stolen 1911s, and hunting long guns… I can hardly breathe from the fear….
Fear, laughter, they are one in the same.
My brain hurts.
If you can make this into an image, it’d broadcast how stupid I think this is: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/708/demotivationalposter140.jpg/
Better link: http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/9956/demotivationalposter140.jpg
My gawd. It takes more effort to write in whatever style they call it than just regular old English.
Hi-Point…Arming cheap ass thugs everywhere.
haha no kidding. You’d think with all those stacks of money they flaunt they would take 4 bills out of there and buy a Glock. That said, I suppose the smart ones probably use a gun once and toss it, so why bother spending more than you have to.
It’s cheaper to buy a new barrel and pick up your brass. :)
Smart ones? I must not have looked at enough of the site, because everything I saw indicated severe learning disabilities.
lmao
I saw that middle picture and just kept thinking “squeeze it… squeeze it…”
“What the F#$k you say, B!$CH N@$%A?”
Relevance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA
Aunt Lori just confirmed that “Trayoz” is committing a felony by having a handgun, punishable by up to 10 years. (g) (1) Unlawful possession of a firearm by a restricted person – The person shall be fined as provided in this title, imprisoned not more than 10 years, or both. (Felony offense)
WOW! That’s all I really have to say…
That entire website is strong support for court-ordered sterilization.
After seeing this I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. But, I do know that the Chinese will take us over without firing a shot if this is indeed the intellectual state of our youth.
The only redeeming virtue is that they’ll execute these miscreants shortly after assuming power.
oh, i hope so.
They’ll soon come out of the cities and into the suburbs and rural areas and we’ll greet them first with ‘Thanks for taking care of them’ and secondly with a hail of gunfire.
There is to many high points I feel sick.
Its like a high point catalog try out :)
ooops , hi point
There is a reason I don’t have an FB account.
And if these idiots are under 21, they can’t legally posses a handgun anyway. I refuse to try and wrap my brain around their stupidity.
Here’s something to consider, just for the hell of it – South Carolina law does indeed prohibit certain people from purchasing, acquiring, or possessing handguns, among those are people under 21 (I just finished reading the relevant sections of the SC Code). However, it doesn’t define the term “possess.” The dictionary definitions that are applicable here include 1) to have and hold as property : own, and 2) to seize and take control of : take into one’s possession. Now, I may not be legally permitted to own or possess a machine gun, but would that make it illegal if I had my picture taken with one that legally belonged to someone else? If I go to an air show and get my picture taken in an F-15, am I in possession of the highly sensitive piece of military hardware?
Just an observation and something to think about. And I didn’t give it much thought at the time, but I recall a while back about a Mark Wahlberg movie and the idea that he would probably be legally prohibited from possessing a firearm because of his trouble with the law when he was young. I propose that perhaps simply holding a firearm and having your picture taken with it, being filmed with it, or even using it under the supervision of the owner (as I believe Wahlberg did to prepare for his role in “Shooter”) is not sufficient to constitute having legal possession of it.
I won’t disagree with you, in general. I do suspect that if they were taken to court, whoever “loaned” them the guns would be hard to find.
I quite frankly don’t care. If someone from age 10 to 100 approaches me on the street with gang tattoos and looks likely to try and put a cap in my ass, I’m going to be on the defensive. I don’t care if you are red, white, black, or blue — your appearance effects your approachability to me or my approachability to any person.
Right, but what would that matter? Do you think they could be charged criminally for possession of a firearm based on a photo? Let’s disregard for a minute the issue of whether they are actually “in possession” of it. How would it be proven that what they are holding is a functioning firearm and not an airsoft replica, a movie prop, a non-firing replica, etc.? That’s sort of a rhetorical question. The obvious answer is that you can’t.
I’m just pontificating for the sake of argument. Other than that, I agree with what you’re saying; except the part about “[effecting your] approachability,” but that just has to do with the verb form of “effect” not fitting the intent there; but “affect” would. ;)
I’d support anyone who shoots one of these idiots on the basis that it benefits the collective human gene pool.
*post* about a Mark Wahlberg movie. And the post on this blog was, I believe, in reference to that newer (maybe newest) movie where he’s a smuggler. I haven’t seen it; I’ll wait for it to come to Redbox…
I believe there is a quote from the great science fiction writer, Robert Anson Heinlein, applicable to the aforementioned ‘thug culture”:
“Ignorance is its own death sentence.”
We are, in fact, looking at people who should be making their own funeral arrangements, because they will need them sooner rather than later.
These folks are clearly members of the National Association Against Correct Punctuation.
This is the only situation in which I applaud terrible trigger discipline because every single idiot in the above pictures was roughly 5 lbs of squeeze away from killing themselves and the idiots next to them.
I would like to say this, People are so easy to judge someone. No one knows the life some of these young men have had. Maybe, u should walk a mile in their shoes. Also, I think the person that posts shit like this have toooooo much time on their hands. And, just for the record… there is a law about calling and person a retard. And, this is some kind of bullying, I am sure…… And, the world can’t understand why these guys do the things they do. Really. Instead of making fun of them, Praying for them might help.
nstead of making fun of them, Praying for them might help.
If you believe in divine power that is a great idea.
Somewhere in that paragraph above I have a right to say whatever I want to.
Are you referring to Mike/Endo or to the Charleston Thug website?
I have no desire to walk in their shoes. Just the same as I have no desire to walk in the shoes of a person who lives under Sharia Law.
Whatever kind of “life these young men have” doesn’t excuse criminal behaviour. They know right from wrong. They just choose wrong. They (them and their parent(s)/guardian) didn’t take advantage of the sources out there to educate these themselves. They blamed everyone else as to why they didn’t get an education. Of course it had nothing at all to do with non-existant parenting, non-existant discipline, non-existant fathers, non-existant repercussions for bad behaviour, etc. The web site is SOOO not a form of bullying. The fact that us law abiding citizens that choose to get educations and jobs and be productive members of society are being held hostage in our homes and are trying to fight back is not bullying. We are tired of not being able to go out in our community without being afraid of one of these poor misunderstood “choir boys” as they have been described. We are also tired of all our low income housing being full of people that have never worked a day in their lives. They are infected with these fools that feel the world owes them a home, food, money, etc. These housing communities should be used to house our elderly and handicapped citizens. Not women that have chosen to have multiple children without any means of support nor any desire to care for and nurture them into productive members of society.
We CAN judge these fools that end of on the CTL site because they have chosen themselves to put their lives on line. Plus, their rap sheets are public information. If you don’t want the world to be informed of your criminal behaviour, don’t be a criminal.
SURE DO BELIVE IN A HIGHER POWER. And, yes referring to both of the above. These young men are all GODS children. Someone child, maybe some childs father. LIVE AND LET LIVE.
Never said there was anything was wrong with that. But I and everyone else to state their opinions as long as it isn’t slanderous and/or libelous.
Just to clarify that was the response to the question: “Are you referring to Mike/Endo or to the Charleston Thug website?” I, quite frankly, don’t care what is causing the behavior. That it is occurring is the cause for ridicule. Just the same that if I saw a person with a running chainsaw would deserver the ridicule.
Will you have the same response when some illegally concealed, unlicensed thug steps up to you to take all your money at the point of a gun?
I’m sure they are someone’s father. They usually are. Look for their children’s mothers in our public housing.
DEFINE: RIDICULE – words or actions intenend to evoke contemptuous laughter at or feelings toward a person or thing. ( publicly embarrassing or slandering a person). YEA, looks like these guys need a good laywer.
Someone told me MIKE ENDO is the person in charge of this website. If so, I would love to have a little heart to heart with you. I want to have 5 minutes alone with u.
Not interested. “God’s children” as you said, or not… the people on that website are scumbags and do not care about laws and many do not even care about human life. You can waste your time with them if you want.
This shit is halarious, so unhappy wid their own live’s they gotta kick people when their down, just to make their own lives not seem so Pathetic and hopeless … Remember we all bleed tha same! whoever started this shit against these kids, “what happened in your child hood that has you carrying a chip on your shoulder? obviously your no better than them….just sayin…lmfao
I’m no better then them? Considering I don’t sell drugs, don’t murder people, don’t have illegal firearms, don’t make it my life’s work to break laws…. yea I’d have to say i’m way better then them.
Oh and nice try ItIswhatitis… you obviously know nothing about the internet.
@Ru4Reel could not have said it better myself. @ Itiswhatitis he will most likely end up getting 5 mins with one of these thugs. I had one of these thugs listed above help me not hurt me. I had a blow out on a long dark road, ( old hyw 61)He pulled over to help. It was noone but him and I, and I never once felt any fear,in fact it was yes ma’am the whole time he helped get the tire off and on my car. I even tryed to give him 40.00. and even took all my money out in front of him. He would not take the money and told me he would not want his mom on the side of the road. It is easy to judge.
And yet again.. same person. Give it up.. no one cares. Spend your time learning about how the internet works before you try and be clever again.
LOL Define: Scumbag – 1. condom 2. mean, despicable person. REALLY Please stop this, GOD does not like ugly. Just saying…… Noone is trying to be clever dear….. GOD BLESS
You ARE trying to be clever by supporting your own views through fake comments as other people. Go ahead and try to deny it. If God doesn’t like ugly he definitely doesn’t like any of those people on Charleston Thug Life.
@ Mike Endo. I am so sorry if I offended you in any way. 1st of all it was not the same person that wrote those comments, not that it really matters but, I told a friend about this website. She wanted to see it so, she came over and ask could she post a comment, I did let her use my old email address. But, that does not really matter, the only thing I am saying is two wrongs donot make a right. I really think this website is sad to a point. I however understand that these guys most likely have a pass and most likely not a great one. But people change. And, people are just to easy to judge people. Not all these young men are as bad as this website and others make them out to be. But, I will stand my ground on this GOD does LOVE each and everyone of his children. And yes, God loves each one of these people posted on these Charleston Thug Life. And, he loves u also. But, Let him who has NOT sin, cast the 1st stone.
LOL this just keeps getting better and better.
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It sure can get better. I hope that u find a higher power that helps you understand the power of love and understanding and fogiveness. God Bless.
I live elsewhere in SC, but reading Chas Thuglife in the last several weeks is what prompted me to quit procrastinating and finally get my wife and I signed up for the SC concealed carry course, which we took yesterday. 90 days (including plenty of range time) and we’re strapped. Hope neither of us ever has to clear leather, but we’re ready if it comes to that.
Her new S&W 642 (Mother’s Day present) is just the *cutest* little thing… :)
Gods childeren? lol come on now!
I just seen their website has been updated and they are still posting articles daily on the scum and thugs of Charleston and surrounding areas.
http://charlestonthuglife.net
Lol I made the front page… Seen this shid a couple of years ago but fuk it because u won’t catch me with shid… The 3 homies… And we still rocking together
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